All I really need to know I learned playing Wisconsin Ultimate:

Make sure to get your daily dose of iron...
Stay upwind when throwing with Bert...
Throw it into Rob's chest...
Avoid freshmen after they've been drinking...
Avoid metal cranes...
Do not give Bluhmer sugar...
Do not give Tyler sugar, oh wait, he's got some...
A frisbee can be dunked, ask Nebraska...
Some players would be at their best when being guarded by themselves...
Be sure to keep your grades up and be sure to bring a Bible with you on spring break...
You can't shoot a ninja...
Not everyone will be there on April 20th and not everyone will be there during rush week...
If you're on MLK Blvd, "Run! Run!"...
When beating a team 14-1, it's time for a world's greatest...
When the disc is floating and you're guarding Lee, sorry 'bout it...
Ain't nobody in Rwanda lactose intolerant, but don't feed Nate a milkshake.

CUT beat our ass, but we drank way more. And Emo was glowing.
The truth is, nobody on this team quits. Except Pete. This one's for Kell.