Vitals

Name: Phil Altman
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Major: History/Classics
Year: Junior
# of Years Played: 3
Hometown: Calias, VT
Number: 8
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If you're familiar with the novels Catcher in the Rye or A Separate Peace, you know how crazy people who went to boarding school can get. Enter Phil Altman. This guy is totally insane. It's about oil, duh. This Jewish east coaster is everything Jewish east coasters aren't supposed to be, peaceful, simple, and generous. He is so unassuming defenders have a hard time reconciling his passive demeanor with his constant clinic he puts on in the endzone. While seemly unable to score while remaining on his feet, he never loses his footing when confronted with the issues that concern him the most; his game, his girl, and the continuing exploitation of Middle Eastern peoples by Western interests bent on dominating the region regardless of the human cost. It's about the oil. Duh.

By Hh

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