Vitals

Name: Joseph Geronimo Dombrow
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Major: Business
Year: Junior
# of Years Played: 2
Hometown: Germantown, WI
Number: 3
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Say hello to our weapon of mass destruction. Seeing him cut is the closest you will every come to watching a daisycutter bomb lay waste to ground troops. When he is on the field, he runs through everyone, a man among boys. He is 5'7". He is 190lbs. These are the same dimentions as a few NFL running backs. Coincidentally, he was also a running back in high school. Stat: one game, two linebackers to the hospital. Thankfully for all you skinnies out there playing disc, he couples his explosive power with masterful body control, which they tell me you need to fly jet planes for the Air Force. What did you do for your summer vacation? This man flew jet planes past the speed of sound, you sally. He bench-presses your extended family and squats your house, so be thankful he's so damn nice.

By Hh

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