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Name: James Russell McMurray
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Year: Sophomore
# of Years Played: 3
Hometown: St. Paul, MN
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Jimmy is tragically lost for the season due to a knee injury. And I know any opponent reading this is now getting up to poop from relief. His defense is so "in-your-ass" that you're bound to get constipated. Last year's Central Freshman of the year, he's going to be next years Central MVP, and he's studying abroad in the fall. We all miss him, as if we lost a testicle. Sure, the other still works, but something's missing, and you feel it several times a day. My gravy on the turkey, my laces on the shoes: this Championship series is dedicated to you. Keep it going in '04.

By Hh

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