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Name: Dan Heijman
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Year: Freshman
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*The Hodags blew up with their two lottery draft picks: two stellar freshmen set to keep the entire country on its toes for the next four years. Dan Heijmen is one of them.

In the next few years, no one will need to write a bio for this man. Simply look up Bryan Paradise's old bios, make every adjective a superlative, and replace Paradise's name with Dan's. It's that easy. While it is common for new guys to idolize the veterans on a team, Dan has made it artful, and borderline psychotic. He sees Bryan yell, and he yells louder. He sees Bryan wear dress socks with his cleats, and he buys a drawerful of dress socks. Bryan gets a block, and Dan tries for two. He is not content to merely be Paradise, he wants to destroy the name and replace it with his own. He mimics Bryan's intensity and defensive aggression through the lens of a magnifying glass, leaving no doubt that by the time Dan is playing his last year, other teams will wet themselves trying to stop him. I propose one of his many nicknames be The Conundrum, because for him, there is no answer.

By Hh

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