Vitals

Name: Robert "Bob" Kolstad
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Year: Senior
# of Years Played: 4
Hometown: Madison, WI
Number: 99
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Ornery. Moody. Violent. Imposing. Dangerous. This is the Bob Kolstad that I, his teammate and good friend, know. Now, just think what Bob Kolstad you're about to meet on the field if he doesn't know your name or care about your well-being. Don't say you haven't been warned, because I'm telling you right now, don't get him angry. Don't call bad fouls, don't play physical on him, don't drink from his cup, or you will suffer an ire that will leave you longing for the days when you could piss without a catheter. I love the man, I'd do anything for him, but if I get him upset I'm blaming it on you and laying low for a while. I advise you to do the same.

By Hh

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