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Name: Zach Morrison
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Major: Film
Year: Senior
# of Years Played: 7
Hometown: Newton, MA
Number: 23
Phrase: "Tyson, don't worry about it"

Anger Management Seminar Sued by Local Man

UW-Madison student and Hodag co-captain Zach Morrison is suing Anger Management Inc. on the grounds that its publicity constitutes false and misleading advertisement. Morrison demands they reimburse his money "before [he] loses it and someone gets hurt."

"I saw an ad claiming these clowns could help me control my temper, and got my hopes up. I went, and all these phony counselors were no help at all. I'm gonna pay to have them get my hopes up? I don't think so."

After threatening to flip out on this reporter if he was misquoted, Morrison talked to his lawyer, who advised that he count to ten and cool off. Moments later, the remains of his cell phone were retrieved from the middle of the street, where it had been run over numerous times.

He then threw his visor upwind and stomped off, muttering to himself.

By Hh

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