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Name: Ryan Carrington
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Year: Sophmore
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Dear Mr. Ryan Carrington,

You don't know me, I'm a secret admirer. You can call me Matt H., or M. Harris if you prefer. I've been watching you all year and I just wanted to say, Wow. You really spin my potter's wheel, if you know what I'm saying. You went from being a utility player on the Madison Club team to being a solid primary handler on the Hodags. How did you do it? Don't think I'm weird or nothing, but I love the way you stick out your ass and rest a Nalgene water bottle on it. It seems like that kind of flexibility also helps you mark opposing throwers, cuz you hardly ever get broken. And those layout D's are spectacular. You might think that I'm an impressionable young high school kid, but I'm not. I'm a peer of yours so I have plenty of opportunity to see (or imagine) you in action. I know you're going to keep improving your throws and defense, and I know I'll always have a special place in my kiln set aside for you.

Forever yours,
M.H.

By Hh

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