Vitals

Name: Phil Altman
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 165 pounds
Major: History/Classics
Year: Sophmore
# of Years Played: 2
Hometown: Calias, VT
Number: 8
Phrase: "Harris, do you have your ID?"

A Eulogy.

Phil Altman was at one time a phormidable Ultimate player. Great cuts, phast release, quick motions for phoot blocks. You name it, he had it or was improving on it. Alas, he left us yesterday, and we shall never see him again. On his way to see his beloved pet Phish, his VW Phox crashed and was engulphed in phlames, leaving only a lingering smell of incense and his charred remains. I pheel lost without him, and I know I wasn't the closest to him. There are others whose pain will run deep. Those in the State Historical Society will now have to phile things on their own, knowing he's gone forever. The people in the History department will never again be told to phuck off by our Vermont native. And we, on the Hodags, will never see his inside-out phlick or his skinny ass ever again, this side of April 20th. Peace be with you Phil. I hope you rock on in the little concert in the sky.

By Hh

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