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Name: Mark Sweeney
Height: 6'0"
Weight: 172 pounds
Major: Geography
Year: Junior
# of Years Played: 3
Hometown: St. Paul, MN
Number: 44
Phrase: "I like it when my hair is poofy."--The Moldy Peaches

After suffering a broken nose in a game against Winona State at Club Sectionals this past September, Sweeney retreated to his mountain lair on S. Park Street in Madison to hide the shame of his disfigured countenance, and to nurse feelings of anger and hatred until his blood boiled and all he could think of was revenge, and beer (alas, the mountain lair lacks a bar). Several weeks and several visits to the ENT later, he emerged triumphant, as a Phoenix rising from the ashes. Ready to show the world his new nose, and newfound ability to breathe, Sweeney went straightaway to the Klinic, where he drank to his heart's content (to say nothing of his liver). Now only one thing remains on Sweeney's mind... Revenge.

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