Vitals

Name: Joe Dombrow
Height: 5'8"
Weight: 185 pounds
Major: Business
Year: Sophmore
# of Years Played: 1
Hometown: Germantown, WI
Number: 3
Phrase: "Wrinkes merely indicate where smiles have been"

Think of superman. Take away his silly suit, his geeky alter ego, shorten him about 8 inches and double his strength and speed, and you have a rough character sketch of sophomore sensation Joe Dombrow. Joe is what happens when you combine shady human-gorilla husbandry and dip the entire mess into a vat of Nair; you get a lot of power with very little body hair. Had he been Jonah, the whale would have had some serious indigestion. Had he been Abel, Cain would have severely regretted hitting him on the head. He is the 40-day flood to your Noah discreditors. He is the fire and brimstone to your Sodom and Gomorrah. He is the plagues to your Egypt. He speaks softly, carries a big wiffle-ball bat, and is not one to be f&%$ed with. Ask any sinner.

By Hh

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