Vitals

Name: Jimmy McMurray
Height: 6'0"
Weight: 180 pounds
Major: Undecided
Year: Freshman
# of Years Played: 2
Hometown: St. Paul, MN
Number: 1 (that's right Nelly)
Phrase: "Corporations suck!" -Nader

Frisbee player sees himself as best thing to hit earth since sliced bread

Madison - After Jimmy McMurray basked in the glory of his interview with College Ultimate Reporter Charles Kerr, a sense of inferiority was felt by his teammates upon the University of Wisconsin-Madison freshman. McMurray had returned to ultimate practice yesterday escorted by a group of scantly clad women fanning him with coconut leaves and feeding him grapes. Upon arrival, McMurray descended from his human rickshaw and kissed the girls one by one, and said he would grace their presence in a couple of hours. "What the hell crawled up his cracker ass?" remarked resentful teammate Rodrigo (Gigo) Valdivia. "Ever since that Kerr interview he's been acting like he's god or some shit!" Gigo represented the majority of the team on remarking of McMurray's newfound arrogance. "The supercilious bastard", replied co-captain Zach Morrison,"He thinks that just because he made some unfathomable plays down at CCC that he's god's gift to Frisbee!" Morrison then retreated to his two bedroom love shack with fellow captain Pete Rank. But not all of the Hodags saw the metaphorical pitchfork stuck up McMurray's ass. "The kid is incredible", argued Jason Ludden,"he earned everything he got. He's like a crazed Burmese python on the field. He climbed out of the bourgeois Frisbee players and defined himself as an elite ultimate player." Ludden's comments could have been influenced by seeing himself portrayed by McMurray as "an animal" in the interview. Bob Kolstad seemed to sum up the Hodags' feelings quite well when he said,"Bitch!"

Also, my Mom and Dad made me everything I am today, except the writing part. Love you all.

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