Vitals

Name: Doug "Swamp Donkey" Rassier
Height: 5'13"
Weight: 127 and 3/8 pounds (pushing for 130)
Major: Underwater Basket Weaving
Year: 3rd year sophmore
# of Years Played: 27
Hometown: Mount Olympus, Greece
Number: 1, of course
Phrase: "Bee-yap."

Doug Rassier was born and raised on the cloud covered peak of Mount Olympus and trained in the ways of the great Olympians. The two sports in which he was unstoppable were the discus and wrestling, in the pure unadulterated form of two men fully nude trying to get total control over the sweaty body of their opponent. Then due to an unfortunate incident involving Doug, the nectar of the Gods, and an 80 year old babysitter he was banned forever from the top of the Mount. His banishment was to be sent to a land worse than hell...Wisconsin. There he found the love of his life and the one thing that would capture his soul. Yep you guessed it, Matt Ley. This stunningly good looking individual was the new apple of Doug's eye. The next couple of years were a dream for Doug, drunken orgies in the likes that had never been heard of in his hometown and the constant stalking of Matt. This led to Doug's indoctrination to Ultimate for Matt was on the team. Then in Aug of '01 the largest blow in Doug's life came to be. Matt got married. With apparently no hope left for Doug to be with his believed soulmate he decided to dedicate his every waking moment to bettering his ultimate prowess hoping against hope to win the forbidden love of his David, Matt Ley.

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