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Name: Bryan "Garbage Man" "Rally" Paradise
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 150 pounds
Major: Law
Year: 1st year Law
# of Years Played: 4
Hometown: New Lisbon, WI
Number: 31
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The Nicknames of Bryan Paradise have their origins steeped in myth and folklore:

A long time ago a man was discovered that would routinely throw putrid passes and come down with crap only those with a certain keen sense for garbage could. This same freak of nature has been spotted numerous times wearing actual garbage bags. The legend of the garbage man will not die with the improvement of his throws as he has adopted his first protege, Matt Harris, to carry on the throwing of putrid passes in his stead and keep the legend alive.

Not so long ago there was a contest held to see who amongst the fearless could bounce a quarter into a cup, and the slowest of the slow would recieve their just punishment, a nice frothy beverage. After the elimination of others and succumbing an amazing amount of times to the nice frothy beverage a single man was forced into submission, but to the surprise of all involved the submission was only a temporary set back answered by an unbelievable rally. This amazing feat was accomplished twice in as many nights and from that night on the nickname rally has striken fear in the heart of nice frothy beverages and porcelein everywhere.

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