Vitals

Name: Brian Joseph Frederick
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 190 pounds
Major: Biomedical Engineering
Year: Freshman
# of Years Played: 1
Hometown: Chippewa Falls, WI
Number: 18
Phrase: "You bet."
Phrase: "Don't let me go to the ER this weekend."

Disclaimer: We at Hodag HQ have a taped message giving us permission to "rip into" Brian Joseph Frederick. We will act accordingly. Below are assorted news clippings collected this year.

Oktoberfest No Longer Biggest Alcoholic Event in World
*Loses out to "Any Party with Brian Frederick."

Oktoberfest, the month-long celebration of beer drinking held every October in Germany, has lost its Guinness World of Records distinction as the largest alcoholic event in the world. The honor now goes to, "any party in which Brian Joseph Frederick of Chippewa Falls, WI drinks," according to the Guinness Records committee.

"While Oktoberfest has year in and year out been a celebration of beer, never has an entire country been drunk under the table by one man alone. Our hats off to him, he did the impossible."

Close third and fourth place were Carnaval in Brazil, and Mardi Gras in New Orleans, LA.

Headlines:

• Brian Frederick Greets Entire Madison Police Force by First Name
• Bed by Window in Detox Center Reserved for Frederick
• Chippewa Baseball Player Cold Drafted by Brewers: Trouble in Horizon?
• Brian Frederick Begins Dry Phase of Life: Miller, Budweiser Stock Plummet
• Leinenkugels Brewery Folds, Declares Bankruptcy

By Hh

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