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Name: Andrew Brown
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Year: Sophmore
# of Years Played: 4
Hometown: Whitefish Bay, WI
Number: 11
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Last year he took last in an extemporaneous speech
competition behind a pair of mimes and Helen Keller. He was fired from
Kohl's for failure to communicate with staff or customers. This year…well,
not much has changed, but he's learned to communicate better against opponents
on the field. The following are a series of vocabulary phrases his communication
therapist has taught him, so he can be understood by the other team while
playing Ultimate.
| What he's trying to say | What he does |
| "Your mark sucks" | Inside out forehand/step around backhand |
| "You can't jump very high, can you?" | Places balls on opponent's face |
| "You look a little tired cutting." | Runs through and catches the D |
| "You need to rest, let me help." | Catches Callahan goal |
| "I'll prove I got with your girl last night." | (See "You can't jump very high, can you?") |
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