Vitals

Name: Bert Kang
Height: 6'1/2"
Weight: 180 pounds
Major: Undecided
Year: Senior
# of Years Played: 9
Hometown: Madison, WI (Born in Raleigh, N.C.)
Number: #4
Phrase: "Bruss sucks"

After unjustly being benched by "The Macnair", Bert was very upset. Plans to give "The Macnair" the beating of his life were quickly underway. However, "The Macnair" got wind of these plans and took steps to avoid them. Already a scraggly weakling, he knew Bert would not beat an invalid. So "The Macnair" decided to tear his acl to avoid the dreaded Punch Dance. Still determined to be rid of "The Macnair", Bert decided to force him out of the country. Immigration Services was called and "The Macnair" was deported to The Great White North. Triumphant, Bert returned to his fortress of solitude to eat Burger King and watch cartoons. But the call of the sidelines has brought him back. So if you see this angry character roaming the sidelines (still not playing), and heckling those more skilled than himself (everyone), here are some phrases that can keep you out of trouble:

Yes it is my milk money... yes you may have it.
You're right. My mother is very obese.
No, I would not like to be punched in the face at this time.
Yes, Bruss does suck.
Yes, I am a big sissy... yes my name is Simon Macnair.

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