Vitals

Name: Andrew Brown
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 155 pounds
Major: Undecided
Year: Sophmore
# of Years Played: 3
Hometown: Whitefish Bay, WI
Number: 00
Phrase: (Doesn't really speak)

There once was a man: Andrew Brown*
Who played Fris' with nary a sound
He is deaf and mute,
And ugly, not cute.
He signs, "Whitewater's goin' down!"

*Disclaimer: This limerick is a satirical piece which exaggerates the numerous flaws in Andrew's character. He actually can speak, but that as yet remains to be confirmed. Oh yeah, and he's a pretty good Ultimate player, considering he transferred from UW-Whitewater. Did I mention they forfeited to us while he was captain of the team at Sectionals?

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